Total Medals Earned: 53 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 860 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (105/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/460 points)
Beat Level 1!
Beat Level 3 and complete the game!
Beat Level 2!
Get a 10x kill combo!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get a 20x kill combo!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 11/50 (60/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (120/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Win the game
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/19 (45/345 points)
Go through the sewers
Achieve the highest rank
Go through the battlefield
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Beat the game without dying once
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/290 points)
Reach 25 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 5 minutes.
Reach 50 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot
Reach 75 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 2 minutes.
Reach 100 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot without getting hit once
Reach 200 Hit Combo
Medals Earned: 17/21 (255/370 points)
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)